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Al Vents About Big Head Barry and another Fucking BOMB

Maybe it's just me, but I can shake it. I admit it. I'm fucking depressed by Barry-Big-Head-Bonds breaking Aaron's record. I shouldn't give a shit. I should just walk away and forget it like everyone else. But it sticks in my craw. I have to say it: FUCK BARRY!

Since I heard the news, I've stayed at home, eating comfort food and bon bons.



And now, I just want to cry, cry cry.

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Fuck Freddie, I'm

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Moveitfred Kicks Ass!

Moveitfred has been on "the program" for a few months now.

Once y'all get on "the program" the greatest cycling team in the world comes knocking.

Moveitfred fahking kicks ass now!

Can you say Podium Girl Smorgasbord?

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Used Bike Shorts

Freddy is busy packing his overnight duffel in preparation for a rip-roaring visit with none other than Heywood Jablome out in The Promised Land later this week.

Moveitfred is gettin' all tingly about his upcoming travels and the chance to spend some quality time with HJ.

Wouldn't you?

Wood has promised to take care of the grossly misproportioned Moveitfred by setting him up with some oversized steeds for riding. Wood also promised to outfit Moveitfred with helmet, pedals, and...gulp...some of Woodrow's castoff bike shorts.

Here's a recent photo of Wood and some of his NorCal buds after a particularly rousing bout of something they like to call "criterium tag."


Uh...y'know what Heywood, Moveitfred will bring his own bike shorts.