Thursday, May 17, 2007

WithdrawAls

This morning Moveitfred got himself all amped up on Fourbucks and headed down to the south shore of our little island paradise to bang out a ride with Al Keholic



and Al Bangorhard.



What a couple of characters those guys are, showing up for a bicycle ride in nerd wear and skirts. Oh well, Moveitfred has as big a sense of humor as anyone and, despite being revolted and embarrassed, he laughed along with the gang and lead out the ride from the House of Kreb.

An all around good ride, although Al B's shirt kept getting tangled up in the rear wheel causing him to drop off the pace once or maybe twice. Halfway through the trio met up with Steve, The Magic Man, formed a solid foursome paceline, and pounded on home. Great day for a ride here on the island with plenty of lingering clouds passing through to keep things cool. At the end of it all the boys ordered up some horrific Chinese down the street and washed down the slop with diet beverages. Is there any better way to end a hard ride?

Earlier in the week Moveitfred spent the entire day with Al Bangorhard, blowing off a shift at the factory in order to "explore" the doings of a factory a bit west of the boys. Well, both fred and Al felt no need to rush over to this other plant and so they met up at Al's favorite little bike circuit and pounded out a few laps and uphill sprints. After Al blacked out on a final sprint the boys packed up, took care of business at the other shop, and then managed to fill up the rest of their work day at a pub. Is there any better way to spend a day at work?

Tonight Moveitfred's very young daughter will school him into submission at the local pool. Afterwards Moveitfred will draw a warm bubble bath, shave his legs, and then settle into a nice, comfy chair with some warm tea.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I saw Al B. in that tutu once...except he had no tights on and no underwear and he was with his "friend" from the factory and the wife nowhere to be seen.

Johnny Applebag said...

Don't knock it til ya tried it.

Hugh G. Balls said...

Freddy: I've just gotten into the whole leg shaving thing you bike chicks do. Question for ya, do you find soap or cream works best?

Anonymous said...

whacks

Anonymous said...

Hugh G.,

Don't forget to trim it down a little before using the wax. (See previous post "Reiproc-Al")
Especially in the cracks and crevises. Woody and I once spent a weekend trying to repair a waxing gone wrong episode that involved powder, nail polish remover, petrolium jelly, warm water and lots of elbow grease.

Good Luck.

GVB said...

hasn't VEET made it to the Right Coast yet boys?