Fellow competitors, athletes, countrymen, blog-fags, I make to you this solemn vow:
1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever the fuck is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask?, "Because you are my friend".
And remember my friends...when life deals you lemons, get a bottle of tequila and call me. I'll bring the salt.
Yours,
AL
2 comments:
Al,
When you come at Moveitfred with your nunchucks--Moveitfred will cut your testes off.
xo, Moveitfred
You've just never seen me with my nunchucks. Lightning. Dynamite!
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