NICE! The Zanca-fucking-noodle is in, baby!! And nice monogram on the top tube (eh, he, HOMO). That purple, is that like a deep lilac, would you say? And I like the tubes, dawg. Goin' be some serious f'ing battles out at Cathedral.
So we're all clamoring for more details here Freddy. The pic is too small to see the Fred's rim. And what kind of brakes? I hope they're not Froglegs. I've got those, and they're great unless you want to slow down.
Yes Fred, it's a cross bike. The sprint comes at the start of the race, not the end. What's the point of being 9 feet tall and 300 pounds if you're not going to knock people over getting the holeshot into the first turn?
Ya gotta be careful throwing around that term "holeshot" with Al and Wood in the house.
Ain't that the beauty of cross--none of that pussy don't-overlap-wheels-and-hold-your-line-echelon roadie shit. None of that look-at-me-I'm-wearing-rubber-but-let-me-change-into-some-lycra-and-pretend-I-know-how-to-ride-a-bike tri shit. Guys like freddy and G can get out there, throw down the gorilla gauntlet, and legally bust some ass.
Oh, and US of A stainless steel eggs for the feet.
MIF... get ur ass up here for a boner fide cross race and between the two of us there won't be a damn hole for those little bart wellens wanna bees to shot for...
Perma4 cyclist who aspires to DNFs, DFLs, and, at best, anonymous mid-pack results. Hobbies: off-camber turns, chainring tattoos, and misogyny. Sexual orientation: Bicoastal.
Albangorhard--
Nearing 40 right coaster. Marathoner / Triathlete, misanthrope, deviant. Suffers from athlete's foot, battered toes, and an inability to censor himself.
Heywood Jablome--
Part-time mountain man, Full-time Lover, Wanna be adventure racer. Hobbies: collecting buttons and daydreaming of gravity assisted cycling.
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Whose idea was the purple, Barney?
NICE! The Zanca-fucking-noodle is in, baby!! And nice monogram on the top tube (eh, he, HOMO). That purple, is that like a deep lilac, would you say? And I like the tubes, dawg. Goin' be some serious f'ing battles out at Cathedral.
who the F puts 20" wheels on a road bike?
and gansta whitewalls too. diggin the scene ooooh-hoooo
pimp my fahking ride!
Holmes: tell us about the gearing. Looks like a single ring in the front there (bad ass). Whatchya got goin'?
Is that a bash gaurd as well over that single ring in front?
Heywood lives!
So we're all clamoring for more details here Freddy. The pic is too small to see the Fred's rim. And what kind of brakes? I hope they're not Froglegs. I've got those, and they're great unless you want to slow down.
Solo,
Heywood is alive and well. Just on a 10 backpacing trip in the rockies. I will report, don't you worry.
mmmmmmm this bike makes me hawt!
can't wait to see it in action.
xo
m
42 single ring in the front (fahk front shifting)
13-29 back end
Spooky brakes
Reflex rims/Grifo tubs
Centaur drive, King head, Ritchey post n stem
Zank + Hot Tubes = Magic Carpet Ride
Just checking Heywood. I heard of someone else who did the Death Ride and had a heart attack in his motel room after finishing. Not kidding!
Sweet choices Freddy, but not sure a 42x13 is going to get it done for your start sprint. Who knew Big Fred was a spinner?
start sprint?
Solo:
Are we talking about the same Fred? "Start sprint"? Get real.
Yes Fred, it's a cross bike. The sprint comes at the start of the race, not the end. What's the point of being 9 feet tall and 300 pounds if you're not going to knock people over getting the holeshot into the first turn?
LMFAO...
solo's right - that being big and knocking people around has its advantages...
so ya gonna flintstone/gravity bike it or ya gonna put pedals and stuff on there?
ya gonna go all euro or stupid american with your choice ;)
Ya gotta be careful throwing around that term "holeshot" with Al and Wood in the house.
Ain't that the beauty of cross--none of that pussy don't-overlap-wheels-and-hold-your-line-echelon roadie shit. None of that look-at-me-I'm-wearing-rubber-but-let-me-change-into-some-lycra-and-pretend-I-know-how-to-ride-a-bike tri shit. Guys like freddy and G can get out there, throw down the gorilla gauntlet, and legally bust some ass.
Oh, and US of A stainless steel eggs for the feet.
MIF... get ur ass up here for a boner fide cross race and between the two of us there won't be a damn hole for those little bart wellens wanna bees to shot for...
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