Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Bring It The F On

18 comments:

solobreak said...

Whose idea was the purple, Barney?

Moveitfred said...

NICE! The Zanca-fucking-noodle is in, baby!! And nice monogram on the top tube (eh, he, HOMO). That purple, is that like a deep lilac, would you say? And I like the tubes, dawg. Goin' be some serious f'ing battles out at Cathedral.

gewilli said...

who the F puts 20" wheels on a road bike?

solobreak said...

and gansta whitewalls too. diggin the scene ooooh-hoooo

Anonymous said...

pimp my fahking ride!

Johnny Applebag said...

Holmes: tell us about the gearing. Looks like a single ring in the front there (bad ass). Whatchya got goin'?

Heywood Jablome said...

Is that a bash gaurd as well over that single ring in front?

solobreak said...

Heywood lives!

So we're all clamoring for more details here Freddy. The pic is too small to see the Fred's rim. And what kind of brakes? I hope they're not Froglegs. I've got those, and they're great unless you want to slow down.

Heywood Jablome said...

Solo,
Heywood is alive and well. Just on a 10 backpacing trip in the rockies. I will report, don't you worry.

megA said...

mmmmmmm this bike makes me hawt!

can't wait to see it in action.

xo
m

Anonymous said...

42 single ring in the front (fahk front shifting)

13-29 back end

Spooky brakes

Reflex rims/Grifo tubs

Centaur drive, King head, Ritchey post n stem

Zank + Hot Tubes = Magic Carpet Ride

solobreak said...

Just checking Heywood. I heard of someone else who did the Death Ride and had a heart attack in his motel room after finishing. Not kidding!

Sweet choices Freddy, but not sure a 42x13 is going to get it done for your start sprint. Who knew Big Fred was a spinner?

Anonymous said...

start sprint?

Hugh G. Balls said...

Solo:

Are we talking about the same Fred? "Start sprint"? Get real.

solobreak said...

Yes Fred, it's a cross bike. The sprint comes at the start of the race, not the end. What's the point of being 9 feet tall and 300 pounds if you're not going to knock people over getting the holeshot into the first turn?

gewilli said...

LMFAO...

solo's right - that being big and knocking people around has its advantages...

so ya gonna flintstone/gravity bike it or ya gonna put pedals and stuff on there?

ya gonna go all euro or stupid american with your choice ;)

Anonymous said...

Ya gotta be careful throwing around that term "holeshot" with Al and Wood in the house.

Ain't that the beauty of cross--none of that pussy don't-overlap-wheels-and-hold-your-line-echelon roadie shit. None of that look-at-me-I'm-wearing-rubber-but-let-me-change-into-some-lycra-and-pretend-I-know-how-to-ride-a-bike tri shit. Guys like freddy and G can get out there, throw down the gorilla gauntlet, and legally bust some ass.

Oh, and US of A stainless steel eggs for the feet.

gewilli said...

MIF... get ur ass up here for a boner fide cross race and between the two of us there won't be a damn hole for those little bart wellens wanna bees to shot for...