Friday, September 7, 2007

Ch...Ch....Ch....Ch.......

Dear Gawd, Friends!

Has anyone been attacked by CHIGGERS?

Oh, the humanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






5 comments:

Mandy said...

no i have not. but you are damn funny. thanks for entertaining.

Heywood Jablome said...

Fred,
As the man married to my sister, I hope you are not afraid to go out in the woods because of a few chiggers. If so, the luna bars are a perfect fit.

Also, did you notice that a real racer is reading your/our shit. I wonder who she thinks is the funniest. Best looking?

Anonymous said...

Wood,

Not sure what kind of wussy insects you have out there in Cali, but don't mess with the chiggers out here.

They'll bite your head off, man.

Al has been gang-raped by those tenacious fuckers.

Right Al?

Oh, and it's Moveitfred's understanding that the chick with the great hair ain't racing anymore. Something about graduate school. Big fucking waste of time if you ask Moveitfred.

(by the way, you're the best looking, Heywood)

Moveitfred said...

Fred:
They've invented this thing called floss. Heard of it?

Anonymous said...

Al-
And the nose hairs are just for you, you wussy, chigger-fearing, hunk o' douchebaggery.
xoxoxoxo