Fred, As the man married to my sister, I hope you are not afraid to go out in the woods because of a few chiggers. If so, the luna bars are a perfect fit.
Also, did you notice that a real racer is reading your/our shit. I wonder who she thinks is the funniest. Best looking?
Not sure what kind of wussy insects you have out there in Cali, but don't mess with the chiggers out here.
They'll bite your head off, man.
Al has been gang-raped by those tenacious fuckers.
Right Al?
Oh, and it's Moveitfred's understanding that the chick with the great hair ain't racing anymore. Something about graduate school. Big fucking waste of time if you ask Moveitfred.
Perma4 cyclist who aspires to DNFs, DFLs, and, at best, anonymous mid-pack results. Hobbies: off-camber turns, chainring tattoos, and misogyny. Sexual orientation: Bicoastal.
Albangorhard--
Nearing 40 right coaster. Marathoner / Triathlete, misanthrope, deviant. Suffers from athlete's foot, battered toes, and an inability to censor himself.
Heywood Jablome--
Part-time mountain man, Full-time Lover, Wanna be adventure racer. Hobbies: collecting buttons and daydreaming of gravity assisted cycling.
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no i have not. but you are damn funny. thanks for entertaining.
Fred,
As the man married to my sister, I hope you are not afraid to go out in the woods because of a few chiggers. If so, the luna bars are a perfect fit.
Also, did you notice that a real racer is reading your/our shit. I wonder who she thinks is the funniest. Best looking?
Wood,
Not sure what kind of wussy insects you have out there in Cali, but don't mess with the chiggers out here.
They'll bite your head off, man.
Al has been gang-raped by those tenacious fuckers.
Right Al?
Oh, and it's Moveitfred's understanding that the chick with the great hair ain't racing anymore. Something about graduate school. Big fucking waste of time if you ask Moveitfred.
(by the way, you're the best looking, Heywood)
Fred:
They've invented this thing called floss. Heard of it?
Al-
And the nose hairs are just for you, you wussy, chigger-fearing, hunk o' douchebaggery.
xoxoxoxo
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