Monday, October 8, 2007

option-AL

Al offers a choice...

The other 2 boys have given you quite a bit of content on the Whitmore this weekend in the Hamptons. I thought I’d offer an alternative to all the cyclocross content.

First…big ups to our boy GVB who completed his first marathon!

Next…

This weekend was also the Chicago Marathon. (Al ran the Chicago in 98 in 3:20 and small change.) This great race was hit by a heat wave. And I’m sure you all know that a competitor died. (There’s been a lot said about this tragedy. Al will refrain from talking about proper training and fitness prior to such an event.)

Instead, let’s focus on the amazing first place finishes on the Men’s and Women’s side

A) Here’s what not to do……..

Adriana Pirtea (22 years old and having NEVER run a competitive marathon before) finds herself passing #2, Berhane Adere, and in first place. Adere is having problems from the heat and seems down and out. Pirtea continues to run well in the lead. Then, 1/2 mile from the end, Pirtea decides to Cadillac a bit. She's near the finish and figure that she'sblown by Adere (a seasoned competitor)...she feels she’s got the win. She takes the final turn and starts high fiving, doing the old “look at me, I’m good.” The dumb bitch never looks back. Meanwhile, Adere has gotten her shit together and is pushing her her emaciated ass through one unbelievable final push. Consequently, she dusts Pirtea just yards from the finish. Ni-ice.



B) In the Men’s side, Jaouad Gharib from Moracco and Patrick Ivuti from Kenya had the greatest finish in Chicago marathon history. This was an absolute duel over the last mile and a total photo finish. Ivuti took it by a nose.




Big shout out to the other two boys. Nice work!!!

5 comments:

GVB said...

I don't like to speak ill of the dead, but unless we learn from the autopsy report that the deceased runner had some unknown defect, he died because he is stupid. There were 20,000 smart people who either looked at the weather and said, "Fuck this!" and never started, or got into the race and said "Fuck this!" and dropped out.

And closing the course? Come on. It's a marathon. It's hard. People signed the little release form. Let them cook themselves to death if they want the t-shirt that badly.

Maybe we should sign up for Chicago next year. Might be a little less crowded.

Moveitfred said...

I said I wouldn't talk about. But I guess I will. GVB is 100% right. WTF, huh? Each of us must gauge our own strength and stamina and fitness. If you can't stand the fire you get the fuck out of the Kitchen. If you roll the dice, though...you live with the consequences.

julie said...

we handed out popsicles at mile 25 and watched people collapse. it was really nasty out there. but i bet if you asked the collapsed people, they wouldn't have wanted the race cancelled.

it's not like the death valley marathons get called at 110 degrees.

it's just a great big shame. effing lawyers.

Moveitfred said...

Julie: You rock!!! I raced in LA in 96 or 97. It was hot that year. Not as hot as Chicago but up near 88-90 and no breeze at all. At mile 23, some totally awesome race attendant gave me a huge cup of gatorade filled with ice. I never tasted anything so good! Dumped the green ice on my head right after downing it. You guys really make the race!

And you're right...too many bottom feeding lawyers.

Heywood Jablome said...

Al,
People die every f*cking day, thats life. You all are right and I hate to say that about you Al.