Crossers from around the globe are once again converging at the center of the universe (the East Coast) for a weekend of racing at Granogue and Wissahickon.
Not Moveitfred.
He promised the Mrs. he would devote the entire weekend to prepping the house for the annual La Casa de Fred holiday Halloween bash next Friday (replete with spooky music, haunted environments of blood and gore, and soup) for the upwards of 500 guests or howeverthehell many people the Mrs. invited THIS YEAR.
Not Moveitfred.
He promised the Mrs. he would devote the entire weekend to prepping the house for the annual La Casa de Fred holiday Halloween bash next Friday (replete with spooky music, haunted environments of blood and gore, and soup) for the upwards of 500 guests or howeverthehell many people the Mrs. invited THIS YEAR.
(the white space is for you to draw your own picture)Get this. The Mrs. flipped the freak out when Moveitfred expressed a desire to just go to some little neighborhood race in Jersey on Sunday morning. JUST Sunday morning. NOT the entire weekend in DE and PA. Holy craps.
OK, aight. So Moveitfred will stay home and mow and clean and assemble and bake (yes, Moveitfred bakes one wicked-ass apple pie, dogs). Cross On brothers and sisters.
Moveitfred understands Al is buying a new house this weekend. Here is a picture. Needs some updating, but overall a good snag in Moveitfred's mind.
Moveitfred understands Heywood is on yet another vacation. How's things in Frisco, Wood? Get to that restaurant in The Castro you like so much?
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Anybody know if this is a photo shop of those Olsen's? I'd give my nuts to have a tumble with those 2.
I found a few people in SF that would love to have your nuts. Fred has there contact info.
MIF!
I will spending the next two weeks cooking, cleaning and prepping the house for the arrival of the MidAtlantic brothers and sisters for the NoHo weekend.
So you have any good recipes? a favorite apron I can borrow?
xo
m
Actually, let Moveitfred get in touch with Heywood. Wood raves about his homemade tubesteak with southern gravy and grits. Says it's an old family recipe.
Moveitfred is trying to get Heywood to fly out to Filly and take in the Trenton weekend. Moveitfred knows Wood doesn't have anything else to do, and only soggy, limp-wristed pussies go to Portland.
Funny you should mention arpons. Check out Wood in this photo from his trip out here. Came home one night and the dude was grillin' up some mean Maui burgers in this getup.
shit
now i have to go to trenton too?
and what's with his wearing of clothes under the apron? doesn't he know ANYTHING?
Of course you are going to Trenton.
What kind of stupid question is that?
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