Sunday, November 16, 2008

Things to do


Moveitfred needs to rake leaves and kill a rooster.

Thanks for reading.

12 comments:

solobreak said...

Some metaphors I am content to just not understand.

moveitfred said...

No metaphor, symbolism, allusion here.

Just laying the shit out on the table, yo.

Heywood Jablome said...

Solobreak,
I think what my pal Fred is trying to say is, Roosters don't lay eggs and are worthless because of this fact. So go kill the mofo. Hope this clears things up. By reading our typical post, "kill a rooster" could be an number of other acts. Not in this case, I think.

AL said...

Yes, EGGS EGGS EGGS

gewilli said...

at least he's not talking plainly about choking his chicken...

it could be worse

moveitfred said...

G-
This begs the question: what is the most effective/efficient way to dispose of a chicken? Do you recommend choking? Moveitfred was thinking poison darts, but he's leery about getting a drip of the vile distillment on his cuticles.
Thanks, MIF

Fowl Baller said...

Try This

Pete A said...

Torture, shock, exhaustion, blood loss, murder. Who's the fucking animal?

I suppose now you think YOU'VE got a big cock, baller.

Rot in hell, asshole.

big negro said...

Pete: Was wrong wiff yo eye? Looks like you got that vitiligo shit too, baby. You needs some chocolate lovin'. Darken that shit right up fo yo ass. Sho you the big cock.

Arnold T. Pants said...

I'm horrified by what I see on this blog.

Heywood Jablome said...

me too!

Pete A said...

That is Petra, my large negro friend. The eye thing is just an incident from the night before at Hotel De Las Letras. Reading glasses, it seems, do not provide reliable protection. Nice rack on my broad, no?

ps, rot in hell, asshole.