Moveitfred has just returned from an extended vacation in Cali with the venerable Heywood Jablome, and, oh, the things to report. But Moveitfred is just too sleepy right now to contribute even the slightest creative mirth, but he does have the energy to post one classic shot of the predatory Woodrow bearing down on some poor, unaware Cali hottie who was hoping to simply spend a leisurely afternoon cruising the coastline with her legs wrapped around a beach cruiser. But the powers of Jablome were too strong. Heywood had the freakin' Star Wars tractor beam dialed to full power. Hottie had no chance...
Moveitfred just has to say: it gets so fucking tiresome riding with Heywood Jablome when he continually calls out his name over and over and over again along the coast, always within earshot of some hot female ass. It's like an unending Tourettes outburst. Sheesh.
And by the way, who the FUCK wears Von Zipper chick glasses on a bike ride anyway?
Oh, and Al--what the hell with the gay freeride vid? 'Tis the season, holmes. Word on some cross crashes and clown music.
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