Please help Moveitfred. These same red Oakley mt bike shorts keep coming up on one of those Quick-buy-it-now-cause-we're-gonna-put-another-piece-of-shit-up-for-sale-in-about-three-minutes single item web deal sites.
Please vote and help Moveitfred decide:
____ 1. These shorts rock. Nobody wears cranapple red--Moveitfred will be peeling chicks off his svelte physique wearing these.
____ 2. I've seen you, Moveitfred, and these shorts, although dapper-dandy, are not you. Wait until the same model comes out in Madrid Stone or Morning Eggplant.
____ 3. These shorts are ugly as hell, but who cares when you're out in the woods.
____ 4. Moveitfred is an idiot. These shorts are stupid. Why do I waste my time coming to this blog?
10 comments:
#2
5) Moveitfred is an idiot. The blog is good thanks to AL. The shorts are excellent if you plan to be vomitting on yourself a good bit.
MIF,
Those shorts...not good. Glad you checked with us.
Now, if only Heywood would bounce some of his fashion ideas off the rest of the bloggers he wouldn't be running around town in Teva's, crop top cycling shirts and bad khaki work out shorts.
Heywood - Learn from MIF. He knows all.
#3. They're pretty Euro, so if you lived in France, #1.
Mrs. J
Freddy's got the red shorts, red shorts, red shorts
Freddy's got the red shorts, red shorts on.....
#4
'nuff said
#2
#2.
Maybe my husband is partially gay, but he and I agree that the red shorts are a go. We're sticking with #1. Take a chance.
Fred, Mrs. Chef is right. You should take the advice from her and her ambiguously gay husband and rock those shorts. I on the other hand would not be caught dead in those putrid things.
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