Monday, October 1, 2007

representation-AL

Wherein AL lists a number of things that suck





1) Fred
2) The Mets
3) The cold I've now got (after a weekend away at a stupid fucking wedding that cost me $1000).
4) The fact that that cold has added "insult" to injury and taken away any thought I had to competing this upcoming weekend.
5) Blogs

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Moveitfred is #1!

Yeah!

Which is better than being...uh...um...#2.

Moveitfred said...

Yeah, yeah. The mets suck, I said it.

Heywood Jablome said...

Al,
Yes, the mets may suck. But you blow!

Oh, and one last thing. My Angels are in! Yippeeeeee.

Moveitfred said...

The North of San Diego South Of Oakland California Los Angeles Anaheim Angels will 3 and out.

Heywood Jablome said...

Blow me!!

gewilli said...

blow yourself

if the monkey can do it - so can you...

at least you all as deft at flinging shit around - so that should qualify you for a couple rounds of autofellatio...

that and well... you all prolly do that yoga so yall gotta be flexible enough... me no do yoga...

you guys are funny...

solobreak said...

Fuck Joe Buck.

Anonymous said...

Were you absent the day we went over this?

>>>you all prolly do that yoga so yall gotta be flexible enough... me no do yoga...<<<

Only Moveitfred yogas. He is the only one secure enough with his parts to take part (if you know what Moveitfred means).

He is, however, NOT flexible enough to bend forward and mouth his wang, nor does that interest Moveitfred.

Funny, but once Al asked Moveitfred about yoga. He kept prodding Moveitfred for information about gains in flexibility, timeframes, and what he could expect based on his "physique."

Moveitfred got that weird jiggly feeling in his gut and changed the subject.

gewilli said...

well i figured by now MIF would have convinced the rest of your boys to show up and meditate on the hot instructor chicks...

hmmm

saw this one gal - manages a Coffee shop, hawt in the most hawt sense and the most perfectly proportioned...

she is a yoga instructor and would be about the only way to get me to go to one of those classes...

flexibility? meh...

why use your own mouth while ya still got hands?