This ain't shit. Flashlight. Pa! What a fag. I once used my scrot to fend off a lion, 2 marauding orangutan, and a dyspeptic Tasmanian Devil. Swung the fuckers round like a bollo.
Perma4 cyclist who aspires to DNFs, DFLs, and, at best, anonymous mid-pack results. Hobbies: off-camber turns, chainring tattoos, and misogyny. Sexual orientation: Bicoastal.
Albangorhard--
Nearing 40 right coaster. Marathoner / Triathlete, misanthrope, deviant. Suffers from athlete's foot, battered toes, and an inability to censor himself.
Heywood Jablome--
Part-time mountain man, Full-time Lover, Wanna be adventure racer. Hobbies: collecting buttons and daydreaming of gravity assisted cycling.
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This ain't shit. Flashlight. Pa! What a fag. I once used my scrot to fend off a lion, 2 marauding orangutan, and a dyspeptic Tasmanian Devil. Swung the fuckers round like a bollo.
Wow, that musta been a helluva struggle.
Moveitfred is just curious: in what remote corner of the globe does the confluence of these three species exist?
Or was this in a zoo?
South Central, Holmes.
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