Friday, May 16, 2008
Toss
Moveitfred knows that every cycling brain donor in blogosphere is linking this clip of Millar tossing one off in the Giro, yet what's yawking Moveitfred's chain (so to speak)is all the douchebags splurking on and on about their "disappointment" and "outrage" at the dopey Brit.
Moveitfred would love to see these douches pecking away at the keyboards in their little cubicles. "Millar has no respect for the sport or his sponsors...."
Bwaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Moveitfred once tossed his Davidson across the yard and against a tree because the fucking brake pads were rubbing. Moveitfred is such a badass! Moveitfred wanted to toss the piece of shit up into the tree and let it rot, but the combination of old-school steel (circa 1980's) and his limp-wristed physique left the bike kind of skittering across the grass and into the maple's root system.
Moveitfred, however, made his point loud and clear.
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Top Ten Things Millar might Have Said While Tossing Off:
10)Sit nice Darren or ah'll smack yer wee cunt in!
9)Away an bile yer heid ya numpty,ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin aboot!
8)Ah'm only a bawherr away fae pannin your stupit melt in ya gomeril!
7) Me baws!
6)Ya bing, Optimo, Shitey Cloot!
5)Fuxache, ah've goat a skelf in ma erse!
4)Away ye go ya wee bastard or I will give you a skelp, it will be sore mind!
3)Gimme a gammy wi ya teeth oot!
2)Sook mah dokey!
1)Rub mah tits furst next time, yi glaikit bastirt!
Al wants to see what Fred does with his titanium Scerrottal foot harp next time it plays mid ride. Bad ass.
Titanium is going for about $50 USD per lb right now. Moveitfred is thinking about going black market to the military. Support the troops, and all that.
Dinna droon the miller!
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