Monday, June 9, 2008

Apples and Als

Gwad recently asked the intriguing question: whatever happened to Fiona Apple?

Moveitfred believes the answer can be found in the catacombs and secret spots of Al's home reno project.

Recently Al has taken on the affectation of a disturbed criminal mind. Before leaving the factory he will often shuffle up to Moveitfred and quip: "Time to go home now and have a bite of my apple...." He'll then punch the clock and hump it out to his rusted-out, circa 1977 Dodge van.

It's all very creepy.

Moveitfred believes that if Ms. Apple is not spotted soon someone needs to call the authorities.


ABH said...

Though I was tempted to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti, Al had nothing to do with the disappearance of Ms. Apple

moveitfred said...


Moveitfred thought she had the bones and buggy eyes from eating plants all day.

Anonymous said...

No humor. No posts. No love.

What gives?