We're out! The time has come for the Jablome family to ditch their bulletproof jackets and head for the hills. Mrs. Jablome was kind enough to inform me of our relocation with a FOR SALE sign on the front lawn. I only hope she plans on dragging me along for the ride. This is like déjà vu all over again.
I’m not exactly smart but I try to learn from others mistakes. You can observe a lot just by watching. So when it came time to pack my shit for this voyage, I left this to the professionals. Turns out there are a few holes in there system which translates into lost assets of mine: comfy duct tape covered La-Z-Boy, beloved jeans, and a collection of Playboy magazines featuring the most beautiful women in the world. Fortunately for Mrs. Jablome, none of her shit was misplaced. She has all the luck.
The new Jablome household is located in the gold country of California.
Hoping to strike it rich up here so we can afford to upgrade our new abode. When not panning for gold, Heywood will be found exploring the trails of the Auburn State Recreational Area which borders the new casa de Jablome. Legend has it that the best singletrack in Cali is now just a stones throw away. I am hoping this will improve necessary skills on the trail and propel team Heywood to a podium finish in upcoming adventure races. Only time will tell.
Al, good luck in the run tomorrow. Fred, do something for once.
The new Jablome household is located in the gold country of California.
Hoping to strike it rich up here so we can afford to upgrade our new abode. When not panning for gold, Heywood will be found exploring the trails of the Auburn State Recreational Area which borders the new casa de Jablome. Legend has it that the best singletrack in Cali is now just a stones throw away. I am hoping this will improve necessary skills on the trail and propel team Heywood to a podium finish in upcoming adventure races. Only time will tell.Al, good luck in the run tomorrow. Fred, do something for once.
4 comments:
Way to be, Jablome. Good luck with the move. Will there be room for my nuts if I make the trip up?
Balls,
Come on. You know your nuts are always welcome with the Woods.
Nice move, Woodrow. Now, here's what to do next. Order up Moveitfred a custom 29er to keep at your casa for busting out on those trails. Y'know, as a gift to ol' freddo for all the kindness he has provided you over the years.
hugs
Fred,
Consider it done. Just have to convince you to make the journey out here. Bring Big Balls and Al.
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