So, how about those cyclocross worlds today? Page and Compton and Summerhill all with second place finishes. Too bad at least one of the trio couldn't bust out a win, yet great results nonetheless. Trebon just missed a top twenty finish as well. Moveitfred doesn't claim to be the expert cyclocross aficionado, yet even armchair fred can figure out that this was a very strong showing for the USA. Bravo.
Today Moveitfred joined Al Bangorhard and Al Keholic for some gritty mountain bike fun out at the Calverton trail. Serious muggy heat wave here on the island paradise this morning. The three boys were planning to ride the Cathedral Pines trail, but warm, wet conditions in the a.m. demanded that the boys alert each other with a cell-phone audible while driving and switch locales. Cathedral Pines is well known for flooding at the slightest hint of moisture. A dude pisses half a mile away and suddenly the trail is a swamp. No joke, amigos. So the rendezvous point changed about 5 miles east to Calverton.
The three boys were the first to arrive at the trailhead this morning, and although the usual lake o' mud sat in the parking lot, the trail was in pretty good shape. About half the trail had a thin layer of slush that compromised traction a bit, but otherwise it was pretty dry and clear. The boys hit all the diamonds today--even taking multiple laps on a few--and got a good burn that clocked in at just under two hours.
Here is some evidence of the slushy conditions on Moveitfred's rig:
And now, in case you've forgotten what was posted above, is another warning. Below you will see the most disturbing image on the internet. This, my friends, is a shot of Al changing it out in the back of his mutha-fuckin' Camry sedan.
Sensitive individuals should scroll no further.
You've been warned.
OK.
Here it is.
Al's ass:
6 comments:
Damn, Al. Spammed on your ass! That ever happen before?
Spam on my ass?! Fred, you're making me tingle.
Ok, now I need to know the truth, Fred, Heywood, Reilly, Hugh, GVb, SOLO etc etc: does that Camry make my ass look fat?
And isn't that the cutest little birthmark on my right buttock?
(And, in case you're wondering, I do not know why fred was A)Watching me change and B)Taking snapshots of my ass.)
You know how I know Fred is Gay?
Precisely!
Damn that is a disturbing pic.
The camera just went off while Moveitfred was loading it into his knapsack.
Swear.
Whatever, FAG!
The fag was fogging up my windows, poking his camera in like a papparazzi. "The camera just went off..." Yeah. And I also believe, "I fell, and his ass just happened to be right in the way of my..."
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