With Ceasar Chavez dead and a very weak Farmers Union, us farmers can barely make enough money to feed ourselves.
Oh, and get this...according to our new insurance policy, tanning salon expeneses are no longer covered in our contract to combat severe cases of farmers tan.
Perma4 cyclist who aspires to DNFs, DFLs, and, at best, anonymous mid-pack results. Hobbies: off-camber turns, chainring tattoos, and misogyny. Sexual orientation: Bicoastal.
Albangorhard--
Nearing 40 right coaster. Marathoner / Triathlete, misanthrope, deviant. Suffers from athlete's foot, battered toes, and an inability to censor himself.
Heywood Jablome--
Part-time mountain man, Full-time Lover, Wanna be adventure racer. Hobbies: collecting buttons and daydreaming of gravity assisted cycling.
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"Does this stripe make my ass look fat?"
"Alien Abduction Survivor Claims: Martians Made Me There Sex-Slave"
"And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out..."
"Got this white tee-shirt on sale at Babys-r-us."
"On my planet we have 13 nipples."
Morbidly obese chicks, dumpster sluts, and crackhead deathcamp survivors -- the 3bicoastalboys have got it all!
With Ceasar Chavez dead and a very weak Farmers Union, us farmers can barely make enough money to feed ourselves.
Oh, and get this...according to our new insurance policy, tanning salon expeneses are no longer covered in our contract to combat severe cases of farmers tan.
I soooo can't believe Nicole Richie shaved her head! What a Britney wannabe.
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