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Everyone is so fucking sensitive. I mean, you get a little fired up during a ball game, hit a couple motherfuckers with a bat, and BOOM! You're off to jail.

Jose Offerman, of the L.I. Ducks these days, put a bat upside a few opponents heads after getting plunked. Seems fair to me. I mean, you hit me with a ball, I take a bat to yo' ass. (Remember Sean Connery's character in the Untouchables? "...Capone's guys put one of your men in the hospital. You put one of his in the morgue!") What's the problem?




What happened to the good old days? 8/22/1965: Juan Marichal clubs John Rosenboro upside the motherfucking head in a Giants/Dodgers game at Candlestick...

Juan Marichal getss suspended for nine days and fined $1,750.

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This was just too good to pass up. Ving Rhames' dogs got a little medieval on a brother's ass...






Man Fatally Mauled By Dogs At Ving Rhames' House

(CBS) LOS ANGELES Police say a man has been fatally mauled at the Brentwood home of actor Ving Rhames.

The man, an employee of the 48-year-old actor's, apparently was hired to take care of Rhames' property and his four bull mastiffs.

It is unclear how many of the dogs were involved in the mauling but all four have been taken into custory by Animal Control.

TMZ.com is reporting that Animal Control was called to the property at 7:15 a.m. and found a black male, 40, deceased, on the front lawn.

They also reported that Rhames, a 2-time Golden Globe winner, is out of town.

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A l'il somthing for Solo

This post should be filed under "Nothing to do with anything 'cept ass." Solo was pissing about the fat guy pics. Don't say I never did anything for you, Solobreak.