Please help Al.
This is Al's current road ride:
What is wrong with this picture? Need we start a list?
Listen, forget the list. Al needs your assistance. It's as if his perception of two-wheeled travel on paved roads has taken on a wretched habit of low-grade crack, grape suckers, and crispy fried chicken. Let us all pull our collective experience together and help Al refocus his stellar athletic prowess into an acceptable presentation in the elite world of road cycling. Let's help Al back into the fold.
Step one: Al needs a new bicycle. What should he get?
