Multisport musings and other misguided ramblings from three aging stooges on two coasts
Friday, December 21, 2007
TJ's Win
Grab hold of the inspirational, pounding Gladiator music and go buy yourself a Cannondale.
7 comments:
Anonymous
said...
Let me ask you this: Timmy Jackoff, Before he gets up on the podium, he changes out of the mud suit... why's he gotta go with another nut hugger kit? 'Specially with the dick angle camera work, do I need to see his meat packed in a lycra sausage skin? What's wrong with post race warm ups? M-m-m-y ADIDAS!
I thought men wanted things clean around the house. What is the problem? Oh wait, I get it. Your bike is parked right next to Mrs. Jablome's bike in that really clean spot. Maybe I can sell yours like I am selling hers.
Perma4 cyclist who aspires to DNFs, DFLs, and, at best, anonymous mid-pack results. Hobbies: off-camber turns, chainring tattoos, and misogyny. Sexual orientation: Bicoastal.
Albangorhard--
Nearing 40 right coaster. Marathoner / Triathlete, misanthrope, deviant. Suffers from athlete's foot, battered toes, and an inability to censor himself.
Heywood Jablome--
Part-time mountain man, Full-time Lover, Wanna be adventure racer. Hobbies: collecting buttons and daydreaming of gravity assisted cycling.
7 comments:
Let me ask you this: Timmy Jackoff, Before he gets up on the podium, he changes out of the mud suit... why's he gotta go with another nut hugger kit? 'Specially with the dick angle camera work, do I need to see his meat packed in a lycra sausage skin? What's wrong with post race warm ups? M-m-m-y ADIDAS!
Al-
Keep your focus on tri. It's perfect for you.
XXXXXXX, Moveitfred
What a great video? I am selling my spot for the Vanilla and buying a Cannondale. Those bikes must fly.
They do. They are proprietory and you can wear polka dots with them and it's ok.
You're forgetting to mention...OPTIMO!!!
Hey - I have a Cannondale. But it's a lot cleaner. A LOT cleaner. Chef is often quite grumpy about how clean it is.
I thought men wanted things clean around the house. What is the problem? Oh wait, I get it. Your bike is parked right next to Mrs. Jablome's bike in that really clean spot. Maybe I can sell yours like I am selling hers.
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