Perma4 cyclist who aspires to DNFs, DFLs, and, at best, anonymous mid-pack results. Hobbies: off-camber turns, chainring tattoos, and misogyny. Sexual orientation: Bicoastal.
Albangorhard--
Nearing 40 right coaster. Marathoner / Triathlete, misanthrope, deviant. Suffers from athlete's foot, battered toes, and an inability to censor himself.
Heywood Jablome--
Part-time mountain man, Full-time Lover, Wanna be adventure racer. Hobbies: collecting buttons and daydreaming of gravity assisted cycling.
3 comments:
My dick is George Clooney
Yo dick homeless with HIV
You're really fucking that floor up, ain't ya?
Will that room be ready by the time I come out in October? Doesn't look to good right now.
Just make sure you bring thick-soled shoes (not those usual faggy paper slippers you wear)--lots of nails sticking up.
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