Thursday, March 15, 2007

One Down

While the majority of you were lounging at home complaining about the awful weather or the declining stock market, Heywood was out there doing it. Last Saturday, Woody competed in the 15th annual Cool mountain bike race. Cool is located about 6 miles south of God’s Country (Auburn for those of you who were wondering). Known for its mud in the winter, this year was surprisingly dry compared to years past. The temperature was in the mid 70’s with clear skies and no wind to speak of. The route consisted of two laps of a 10 mile loop. 70% fire road, 30% single track or double track. There are two really tough climbs with the rest of the course mostly rolling hills. What a perfect day for racing on the west coast.

Wood was a little anxious and did not want to be underdressed.


Me friend BIG CAT chose to wear his lucky suspenders.
















Dust was in the air as 400 racers sprinted to the first turn.






Approaching the conclusion of each lap the riders faced a choice; take the easy route to the right which contained a muddy quagmire to slow down the pace or the jump to the left which got you over the swamp quickly as long as both wheels remained upright.

BIG CAT selected the bog. At least he was not overheating to any further extent.













Jablome took the jump.
While Wood did not finish 1st as previously premeditated, he did manage to stay clear of the dreadful DNF. This leaves lots of room for improvement for next year. Cheers!

12 comments:

megA said...

heywood!

sooooo, that photo seems to suggest that you are one of my gap-toothed brethern!

yay!

xo
m

Heywood Jablome said...

Meg,
A closer picture of me may look a little different. But to answer your ?, yes, I am one of your gap-toothed brethern. The whole family has it. You from eastern Europe? Moveitfred has a large gap too but his is because he is missing his front three teeth.

Anonymous said...

Heywood makes this disturbing whistling sound when he talks, too.

Anonymous said...

Heywood makes this disturbing whistling sound when he talks, too.

Anonymous said...

So tasty Moveitfred had to do it twice.

solobreak said...

She said "gap" huh-huh.

How did Jablome's machine miraculously turn into a BMX bike for the jump?

I'm still on Meg's shitlist. I can't buy a comment from her. Maybe I'll have to dig out those pictures of Hanson in his underwear from Green Mountain. That might flush her out...

Heywood Jablome said...

Solo, how could you get on Meg's shitlist? She is the sweetest little thing I never met.

I switched up bikes for the photo. No really, I rode the Santa Cruz Blur for the race. It is a climbing machine. Well, for a full suspension bike at least.

solobreak said...

Now I really fucked up. She's an Engrish teacher. It should of been "pictures from Green Mountain of Hanson in his underwear."

I hope she doesn't think I'm stupid...

solobreak said...

No thanks to you three fuckers for not picking up the slack while Gewilli is down for the count. I got about 3 times more work done than normal last week. WTF?

Colin D. Shots said...

Sisssy Lala

Colin D. Shots said...

and check out www.drunkcyclist.com

Anonymous said...

Dear Alleged Straight Bicoastals:

One week and no posts. WTF?

Maybe this weekend you'll have time to post??? Unless you are busy that is.

"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time." - Old School