Monday, April 30, 2007

Moveitfred's Available

Lessee. Ullrich gone to pasture. Basso out. Hamilton and his twin out. Dozens more about to get busted.


Fuck it. Moveitfred's been hammering out over a hunnerd miles a week. He's feeling good. He's got some free time on his hands.


This is an official offer: Moveitfred is available to fill out a roster this summer.

27 comments:

solobreak said...

I think in addition to testing blood and piss, they need to start shit testing. They can start with Al. No need to even send a collector, there should be plenty on the ground at the upcoming half mary.

Moveitfred said...

So true, so true. I'm planning to arrive at about 5:30 for the 8 Am start. Hopefully, dookie will ensue.

As for Tour De Fred. I hate to inform you all that Fred is now unavailable. He was pinched by the Feds for a mail order roid ring he started. I thought he was clean as a whistle. href="http://www.t-nation.com/img/photos/211greg-comedycentral.jpg">Clean as a whistle.

Moveitfred said...

oops Clean As A Whistle

Anonymous said...

Moveitfred,

Are you Man-orexic?

I made an anonymous call to the factory counselor to check on you.

Factory Worker #88942

Moveitfred said...

Trust me, he eats meat still.

Anonymous said...

Al,
Syntax, SYNTAX! Moveitfred STILL eats meat.

Anon,
Moveitfred does not participate in any "man specific" trends. No manorexia. No mandanas. No man bags. Moveitfred carries a metal lunchbox to work, wears steel-toed boots, and slaps on Brut after every shave.

Heywood Jablome said...

After every shave of his mangina

Anonymous said...

Heywood-
Be sure to check your mail. Moveitfred sent you a basket of fruit.

Anonymous said...

Anonny here votes Heywood the funniest blogger!

Cast your votes now!

Heywood Jablome said...

With that observation, mark your ballot Anony the smartest blogger!

Anonymous said...

Listen here, Jimmies, let Moveitfred at least step out of the room before you start sucking each other's dicks.

Moveitfred said...

Heywood: You should start an additional ID to blow yourself with. (See below.)

Anon 1: I love Heywood, he's smart and funny.

Anon 2: Yeah, and what a great apple bag he has. Jeez, I love him.

Anonymous said...

Anony wants to reveal himself/herself but is having a hard time. Anony has a crush on one of the bloggers, not going to say who. But if you've scene/read any post by Al and his running shits you can guess it isn't him.

Heywood Jablome said...

Fred and Al,
Jealousy is a hideous, unattractive character trait. Please don’t let it get the best of you two. Neither of you are going to prevail as the funniest blogger award with commentary like that.

So who is it Anony and who are you? We are all ears.

solobreak said...

Can an Al-coholics Anonymous post be far behind? Whoever it is needs to be seen on the factory scene more often. And Heywood, what's this shit about you working? I thought you were a man of leisure. Shattered my fucking image of you, you gapped-toothed bastard.

Heywood Jablome said...

Work to live, not live to work. But sometimes, my employer has the ability to keep me at work for 24 hours longer than I would like to. Happens about twice per year. It’s the shits.

Anonymous said...

Anony is now embarrassed of the previous misspelling, noted by Solobreak and will now not reveal himself/herself. This will be Anony's last post. Anony is not as smart, funny or as active as all of you. Anony will find another blog where misspelled words will go unnoticed, pull my finger jokes are the norm and where exercise can't be spelled, let alone done.

Al do you have your own personal blog you can direct me to?

Johnny Applebag said...

Freddy:

When you say "available," what exactly do you mean?

Anonymous said...

J.A.B.

Moveitfred sent you a basket of fruit too.

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