Thursday, May 24, 2007

If You Had Fun, You Won!

This was the slogan plastered on the backs of the t-shirts worn by participants at freddy's kids' school rally/competition day.

Forget failed domestic policies, deteriorating foreign affairs, obesity, low test scores, and terrorists.

This slogan signals the beginning of the end of the United States of America.





2 comments:

Johnny Applebag said...

My suggestion:

Show up to field day in your cutoffs, mullet baseball cap, and your "if the pary's in your mouth I'm cumming" T. Put a Silver Bullet in a kozy and stagger about a bit. Then sit down on someone else's folding chair. (Note: make sure the cutoffs are frayed to the point where one of your nuts pokes out when you sit.)

Heywood Jablome said...

This is just the Red's pushing there way into our country. Shoot them, shoot them all.