Good. Give me a call. I'll show you what to do with all that muscle. And forget that silly arm locking and wrestling about. A waste of good grunting and sweating, if you ask me.
Picture these twins on your chin or forehead. That should clear up any ambiguity you might be feeling. And stay away from J Bag. You'll wind up with a lisp and a size 11 A-hole.
Perma4 cyclist who aspires to DNFs, DFLs, and, at best, anonymous mid-pack results. Hobbies: off-camber turns, chainring tattoos, and misogyny. Sexual orientation: Bicoastal.
Albangorhard--
Nearing 40 right coaster. Marathoner / Triathlete, misanthrope, deviant. Suffers from athlete's foot, battered toes, and an inability to censor himself.
Heywood Jablome--
Part-time mountain man, Full-time Lover, Wanna be adventure racer. Hobbies: collecting buttons and daydreaming of gravity assisted cycling.
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Moveitfred feels so ambiguous right now.
Good. Give me a call. I'll show you what to do with all that muscle. And forget that silly arm locking and wrestling about. A waste of good grunting and sweating, if you ask me.
Picture these twins on your chin or forehead. That should clear up any ambiguity you might be feeling. And stay away from J Bag. You'll wind up with a lisp and a size 11 A-hole.
I didn't know A-holes came in sizes. Maybe someone can come over and measure mine.
Let's start with a test:
Does your lunch box fit in there?
Maybe we don't need a home visit.
I prefer the one hand, now two hands, now clap method.
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