Somebody needs to beat the shit out of Levi on Tuesday night. Rough him the fuck up, old school style with metal pipes and boot leather to the chin. Get him all beat up and pissed.
It's Wednesday or nothing to slay Hematopollo, and Levi's the guy who's got to put his balls on the spit and go down in flames so Contador can win.
For ONCE Levi needs to go on the attack early and often and blow down in flames on the last climb. Give Contador a chance to really attack early against a tenderized bird.
FUCK 4TH PLACE, LEVI! GO DOWN BLOODY AND SCREAMING! PLUMMET DOWN THE GC! SLAY THE CHICKEN!
2 comments:
levi ain't much bigger than MIF or GeWilli's leg...
shouldn't be too hard to put a bit of fear and anger in that pipsqueek's head...
and yeah...
i'm almost excited to follow the tour because ass munchin chicken is such a dirt little effin cocksucker
This fucking blog is getting to be more guy-on-guy than a Stallone movie. Heywood, Al, save us here.
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