Moveitfred needs to rake leaves and kill a rooster.
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Multisport musings and other misguided ramblings from three aging stooges on two coasts
Moveitfred--
Perma4 cyclist who aspires to DNFs, DFLs, and, at best, anonymous mid-pack results. Hobbies: off-camber turns, chainring tattoos, and misogyny. Sexual orientation: Bicoastal.
Albangorhard--
Nearing 40 right coaster. Marathoner / Triathlete, misanthrope, deviant. Suffers from athlete's foot, battered toes, and an inability to censor himself.
Heywood Jablome--
Part-time mountain man, Full-time Lover, Wanna be adventure racer. Hobbies: collecting buttons and daydreaming of gravity assisted cycling.
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12 comments:
Some metaphors I am content to just not understand.
No metaphor, symbolism, allusion here.
Just laying the shit out on the table, yo.
Solobreak,
I think what my pal Fred is trying to say is, Roosters don't lay eggs and are worthless because of this fact. So go kill the mofo. Hope this clears things up. By reading our typical post, "kill a rooster" could be an number of other acts. Not in this case, I think.
Yes, EGGS EGGS EGGS
at least he's not talking plainly about choking his chicken...
it could be worse
G-
This begs the question: what is the most effective/efficient way to dispose of a chicken? Do you recommend choking? Moveitfred was thinking poison darts, but he's leery about getting a drip of the vile distillment on his cuticles.
Thanks, MIF
Try This
Torture, shock, exhaustion, blood loss, murder. Who's the fucking animal?
I suppose now you think YOU'VE got a big cock, baller.
Rot in hell, asshole.
Pete: Was wrong wiff yo eye? Looks like you got that vitiligo shit too, baby. You needs some chocolate lovin'. Darken that shit right up fo yo ass. Sho you the big cock.
I'm horrified by what I see on this blog.
me too!
That is Petra, my large negro friend. The eye thing is just an incident from the night before at Hotel De Las Letras. Reading glasses, it seems, do not provide reliable protection. Nice rack on my broad, no?
ps, rot in hell, asshole.
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