Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Timeout


Bloggers, wouldn't it be great to spend a little time away? Isn't everyone longing for some R & R? How about a trip to a pleasant, warm locale? To a sparkling resort? With a few pools, a spa, tennis, nearby golf, delectable dining?




And to have a spacious, well-appointed suite to relax in with, say, a jacuzzi, fireplace, killer sound system, kitchen?




What about, oh for example, Scottsdale, Arizona? Sure, a little warm these days, but it's a dry, healthy, cleansing heat. Wouldn't that just be the nines?

If Moveitfred could only pull off something like this. But, alas, he has no money for such a fabulous escape. He can only dream...

5 comments:

Moveitfred said...

I understand that that robed rhinocerous in your prior post is loaded. Further, I hear she's looking for a piece of couch candy. Perhaps you could become her boy Friday? (All the activity your tongue can take, if you follow my drift.) Maybe you can convince her to take this much needed break you describe and bring her little sex toy Fred with her. Slurp slurp yum yum.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, nice...

Heywood Jablome said...

Who has time these days to go to a place like that.

Anonymous said...

Heywood,
Did you get a job?
xo, Moveitfred

Heywood Jablome said...

No. But with all the bike riding, the beer drinking, and the trips to BED, BATH, and BEYOND with the wife are taking up all of my time.