Results are in
Al's official time= 2:52.52
Al's Overall place: 83rd out of about 300 individual entries and 50-60 relays
Al's age group place: 15th (Kind of psyched about this one)
Of note: 1) Swim splits were all slow. Fastest swim was about 24 minutes...the course change made the swim longer. 2) I will not forget the Body Glide next time.
14 comments:
Nice work Al. How did you feel afterwards?
I was fine. A bit tired but fine. Today, my only issue is the chafing. Such a fucking rookie thing to do. I went through this ONCE. Fifteen years ago when I did my first marathon, I was sans lube. That smarted, and I never forgot it again. Until yesterday. ASS!
15th = 14th loser
Yeah, nice work.
This from a douche who's in danger of losing CAT 4 status due to inactivity.
Al,
Tip:
Forget the body glide. Just remember to pack your mask, cap, and mouthpiece next time.
O, Moveitfred
Official Results just in!
Group: Fag
Age: 40-50
Place: 15th
Rash/Chafing: Yes/Yes
Just kidding...I'm just jelous. That is awesome Al!
Anony
How sweet.
Really.
Hey anony, why don't you send Al some hard candy, balloons, and fluffy plush snuggle toys.
Wait, no.
Let's just all give each other blowjobs, K?
Al, you could have just picked up a can of Crisco. Lubes just as well as Body Glide and wouldn't leave Fred and Heywood with that foul aftertaste.
Thanks for the tip Solo!!1 Hoever, I like leaving those two dicks with foul aftertastes.
and always remember to lube up the nipples! or at least cover with band-aids. b/c man, there is nothing worse than chaffy, bloody nipples. . .
xo
m
God, I love when meg leaves a post.
Nips only bother me on 1/2 marathons or longer runs. In a tri, I get it in the areas where the wetsuit rubs--the neckline, in particular. AND, OF COURSE, let us not forget the "taint" abuse from riding in a wet short.
But I'm glad we're discussing nips. There's nothing like a good, chafed up set of nips.
Amen, brother. Amen.
Meg,
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Since Al has gotten back into tri Moveitfred has told him to rethink his current nipple protection.
Moveitfred thinks these are best reserved for PTA meetings or coffee klatches rather than athletic events.
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