AP: "Agassi inadvertently hits wife with racket, Graf requires stitches"
Think anyone would buy me "inadvertently" swimming, running, then biking over Mrs. Bangorhard?
In reference to your query (in comments) Freddy, here are the tires I'd be using.
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For the biking portion, clean slicks or dirty knobbies?
Seems to me if you swim over Mrs. Al she'll already be in a world of hurt...Don't you watch CSI? Sheesh.
It's a shallow puddle, Mr. Liter-AL. Clearly, this is a failure of the imagination. What if I accidentally run a half marathon on her?
Why stop at the half?
Mr. Jablome "inadvertantly" tells me that I'm one Bon-Bon away from weighing as much as a Jabba the Hun.
oops..."inadvertently."
Heywood is correct, as usual.
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